Avoid all these steps and just stick to your high-end computer and buy games for $2.50 from Steam.
Girl waiting for a train. I love the detail in this image.
Girlfriend dumps you. In your saddened state you stumble home, switch on your computer. Log into your user account. See your wallpaper aaannndd….
Keep it real people.
"…but then I told Legolas his weapon was dumb, and….well, here we are."